How would some of our well-known hymns be different if they were written by proponents of what is commonly referred to as the prosperity gospel? ("Name it and claim it." "Jesus wants you to be wealthy." "Riches are a sign of God's favor.")
Here's my take on that theme.
A Mighty Fortune
A mighty fortune giv'n by God; a bankroll never eh-eh-ending.
Be Thou My Nest Egg
Be Thou my nest egg, Lord, increase my worth. Bless my retirement like none else on Earth.
Tis So Sweet To Collect From Jesus
'Tis so sweet to collect from Jesus; just to get all that I want.
Just As I Name It
Just as I name it, I shall receive. All I need do is just believe.
I've Got a Mansion Just Under My Tax Shelter
I've got a mansion just under my tax shelter, in a gated community where I am secure.
The Gold Burnished Cross
I will cling to the gold, burnished cross and admire myself in its gloss.
I Come To The Cashier Alone
I come to the cashier alone, while my gift card's balance is soaring
And the things I buy reach up to the sky
And put a strain on the flo-o-ring
And...
he...
rings me up
And he bags my stuff
And he tells me how much to pay
And he smiles so hard as he swipes my card...
And tells me...
To have a...
Great day
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