Friday, September 12, 2014

Riddle Me This, Batman

Why is it a selling point for Beloved's shampoo to have "Acai Berry Antioxidant" and "Camellia Oil" in it? Ewww...

What's the difference between "Why" and "How come"?

How do single people who don't go to bars and are afraid of the Internet ever meet new people...besides constantly changing jobs, I mean?

At what age do short necklaces on men stop being cool and start being a sad, desperate attempt to retain one's youth?

Why, why, the name of all that is good and decent...why do newspapers continue to waste paper and ink by printing the blank-stare-inducing yawnfest (mistakenly referred to as a "comic strip") titled "Fred Basset"?

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