You know how when people say "To make a long story short" it doesn't really result in making their story any shorter? Yeah, well, this is kinda like that.
Not that I'm complaining, but...
...when the weather forecast changes every four hours, it doesn't make any sense to worry or whine about what the weather app on your phone says is going to happen a week from now.
...convenience store employees that don't know how to smile or use complete sentences ought not to be convenience store employees.
...trying to use a coupon that expired 18 months ago and getting upset when it doesn't work should be grounds for a slap upside the head.
...people really need to start doing the zipper merge, and that includes when a lane ends just beyond a traffic light. And in the same vein...
...picking up your baggage at the airport would be a lot less stressful for everyone if all the wise, thoughtful people would just stand the farnsworth back a couple feet instead of crowding up to the carousel like a bunch of pigs at a trough. Everyone could see down the whole carousel and be prepared for their piece of luggage, instead of having a 10-inch window of opportunity to recognize your bag, elbow past the Yorkshire crowding the carousel, grab your luggage, and be dragged through the next four Herefords while trying to unwedge your Samsonite from under some sow's set of skis.
Just sayin'.
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