It's only appropriate for a decade that gave us Fats Domino to also be the source of some of the fattest songs ever recorded.
Peggy Stew - "I love you, Peggy Stew; your beef broth is rare and true"
Whole Lot of Milkshakes Goin' On - Sung by Jerry "Sarah" Lee Lewis
All I Have to Do Is DreamWhip - "When I want you on my pie, when my apple crisp is kinda dry, whenever I want to, all I have to do is DreeeeeeamWhip"
Smoke Gets In Your Baby Back Ribs - "They...asked me how I knew...how to barbecue..."
The Great Pretenderizer - No joke, this is sung by The Platters
Eat Up, Little Susie - The Everly Brothers channel a Jewish mother
Blueberry Pie Hill - "I found my thrill..."
The Batter of New Orleans - Jimmy Horton sings about Long John Silver's secret recipe
Love Me Tender - "Love me tender, love me rare, love me grilled or fried"
Sixteen Tons - "I weigh sixteen tons, and brother, you bet; a trip to the grocer just leaves me in debt"
(Let Me Be Your) Gummi Bear - A big hit for Elvis Pretzley
Mack the Butter Knife - "Oh the shark fin soup...isn't sweet, dear...but the dinner roll...is soft and hot"
Rock Around the Buffet - "When the clock strikes one, we'll walk right in, and fill our plates again and again"
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