All it would take is a single typo to completely change some of the greatest musical acts of all time.
Would anybody pay money to hear:
- The Why - ♫♪ "He's a pinball philosopher, there has to be a reason..."
- Talking Herds - If cows could speak
- Curtis Mayfiend - The first African-American punk star
- Nine Inch Sails - Industrial rock played on tiny boats
- James Tailor - ♫♪ "Oh, I've seen shirts, and I've seen pants..."
- Guns 'n Hoses - Like Village People, only everyone is either a cop or a firefighter
- Toe Petty - Music for those with a foot fetish
- Slack Sabbath - A band of non-practicing Jews
- Blue Öyster Colt - ♫♪ "Don't rear at the mollusk"
- Smashing Bumpkins - The soundtrack for tractor demolition derbies
- Earth Wino & Fire - There's one in every trio
- R2 - Known for "These Still Aren't the Droids That You're Looking For"
- The Toasters - ♫♪ "Why's everybody always butterin' me?"
- Brood Sweat & Tears - Proving that chickens DO perspire and cry
- Pears Jam - Music to preserve fruit by
- The Beach Toys - Actually, this doesn't change things all that much
- Eaglet - ♫♪ "Welcome to the Preschool California..."
- The Polite - With their big hit, "If It's Not Too Much Trouble, Could You Please Stand Further Away From Me?"
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