What if Walt Disney had been a science fiction fanboy?
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Starship Willie - Mickey's first starring role as a swashbuckling intergalactic captain.
Snow White and the Seven Ferengi - ♫♪ "Whistle while you floss..." ♪♫
The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Spock - Audiences found this one "fascinating."
Alice in Alderaan - "Curiouser and curiouser. It's getting quite hot. In fact, I think this place is about to explo--"
Davey Crockett: King of the Final Frontier - Fess Parker stars as the famous frontiersman wearing a tribble as a hat.
Peter Pandora - ♫ "What makes the blue man blue?" ♪♫
Transporting Beauty - An evil fairy's curse renders Auroa unable to stay in one place for more than two minutes without being beamed to a different location.
The Lightsaber in the Stone - "Whoso pulleth out this lightsaber of this stone and anvil and can get the blame thing to turn on is rightwise king, born of Darth."
The Mechanical Mermaid - Ariel the Android runs off with a silverware manufacturing unit.
Beauty and the Transformer - ♫♪ "Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Megatron, with such a big dent in your rear. Every guy here wants to be you, Megatron, even when stuck in first gear." ♪♫
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