What if Simon and Garfunkel's choice of song titles was just a little bit off? How much difference would have spelled the difference between success and failure?
A Pound of Silence - A strange little ditty about 16 ounces of cotton balls
I Am a Sock - "A winter's day in a deep and dark clothes dryer, I am alone."
Scarborough Fare - "Are you paying the Scarborough fare? Drive yourself and take far less time."
Homeward Hound - A first-canine narrative about a dog sniffing his way back to his owner
At the Grocer's - "The celery will stalk you while the corn will lend an ear. Just a fine and fancy ramble down the aisles."
Fridge Over Troubled Daughter - The sad tale of a parent opting to keep a household appliance instead of dealing with their delinquent teenager
My Boxers - "I am just a poor boy and my underwear is torn."
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