I came across something while I was looking for something else and I'm thinking this is really something.
Behold the latest abomination to hit your grocer's shelves:
This raises a few questions in my questionable mind:
1. Cluck'nMoo - Is this the sound these unnatural concoctions make if they aren't cooked all the way? Or is it the sound the consumer makes if they eat the whole box?
2. Burgers - You DO know that if it's made from chicken, it's a patty, not a burger, right? You can only call it a burger if it's made from red meat (like beef, buffalo, elk, etc.)...or green mucus, I suppose.
3. Grass Fed - Why would I want the source of my burgers to be recreational drug users?
4. Beef & Chicken - Are there separate beef patties and chicken patties in this box, or is each patty a mixture of beef and chicken? Either way, there is absolutely nothing All Natural about this arrangement.
5. Grown Without the Use of Antibiotics - So, as far as we know, these patties could be made from cows and chickens that were sick?
6. Humanely Raised - Maybe, but then they went ahead and killed them, right?
Inquiring minds want to know.
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