Recall This Product...Please

 

Every so often, when I'm working at my local gas station/convenience store/tobacco emporium (FastStop), the computer behind the cash registers will sound an alarm, vibrate, and start to emit wisps of acrid smoke.

This is its passive-aggressive way of letting us know there is an important message that needs attention.

On February 10th of this year, that important message was about a product recall:

"Tropicana, Inc. is voluntarily withdrawing a specific lot of KeVita Cucumber Rosemary Sparkling Probiotic 15.2 oz because it is mislabeled."

I'm pretty sure the reason it was mislabeled is that it was misnamed, which happened because it was misflavored. Surely, they meant to ship out some Watermelon Kiwi Nectar of Delight or Raspberry Grape Taste Explosion, right?

"Cucumber Rosemary Sparkling Probiotic"?

They might as well have tried to foist Pickle Lilac Carbonated Calamine on the assembled masses.