Friday, December 18, 2020

Christmas Threats


It's funny what a simple typo can lead to.

When I saw this sign...


...who would have guessed it would have resulted in these thoughts?

  • You don't EVEN want to know what this candy cane is capable of.
  • ♪♫ Jingle bells! Jingle bells! Wrapped around your throat!
  • If I don't get some quiet around here, there's going to be more than CHESTNUTS roasting on an open fire!
  • I'm going to put you away in a manger.
  • Rudolph, if you don't get your nose outta my business, I'm gonna delight you.


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