Friday, March 13, 2020

Ersatz E Words


An exiguous excerpt from Almost the Dictionary: The Almost the Truth™ Dictionary of What Words Ought to Actually Mean: A Lexicon for Parallel Thinkers.

Each  (n)  -  Pain felt by the fifth letter of the alphabet

Eagle (n)  - A pecie of bird epecially adapted to living near an ocean or ea and cavenging for french frie thrown by viiting tourit.

Earlike (n)  -  What Dwight D. Eisenhower would have been called if he were a British nobleman

Earliness (adj)  -  The quality or state of being an earl

Earplug (v)  -  To carry or tote an air sickness bag when it is full

Earthling (n)  -  Medical devithe worn when one hath thprained one'th ear

Earwig (n)  -  What all the fashionable-yet-bald ears are wearing this season



Easiness (clause)  -  Phrase used while explaining how to spell the author's name: "Dasindog, Easiness, Wasinwater..."

Easterly (adj)  -  Having the quality of a resurrection celebration

Extreme (n)  -  A dry riverbed


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