An exiguous excerpt from Almost the Dictionary: The Almost the Truth™ Dictionary of What Words Ought to Actually Mean: A Lexicon for Parallel Thinkers.
Each (n) - Pain felt by the fifth letter of the alphabet
Eagle (n) - A pecie of bird epecially adapted to living near an ocean or ea and cavenging for french frie thrown by viiting tourit.
Earlike (n) - What Dwight D. Eisenhower would have been called if he were a British nobleman
Earliness (adj) - The quality or state of being an earl
Earplug (v) - To carry or tote an air sickness bag when it is full
Earthling (n) - Medical devithe worn when one hath thprained one'th ear
Earwig (n) - What all the fashionable-yet-bald ears are wearing this season
Easiness (clause) - Phrase used while explaining how to spell the author's name: "Dasindog, Easiness, Wasinwater..."
Easterly (adj) - Having the quality of a resurrection celebration
Extreme (n) - A dry riverbed
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