A compact chunk from Almost the Dictionary: The Almost the Truth™ Dictionary of What Words Ought to Actually Mean: A Lexicon for Parallel Thinkers.
Caballeros (n) - The love of spherical toys from California
Cabbage (n) - Suitcases specifically designed to be used in taxis
Cackling (n) - A baby cack
Cahoots (n) - Owls native to California
Calorie (n) - A truck manufactured in California but driven in Great Britain
Customer (v) - Speak in a vulgar manner to a mythical half-human/half-fish creature
Cyclic (clause) - When someone infected with a communicable disease wipes their tongue across a surface
Cyclops (n) - The sounds made by a one-legged horse
Cylinder (n) - A person who has been trained on how to lind a cy
Czar (n) - 1. Generic title of the emperors of ancient Rome; 2. Type of salad generally consisting of romaine lettuce, parmesan cheese, and awesome croutons
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