Friday, October 11, 2019

"Is He Even Breathing?!!?"


I'm not as lively as I once was, and I've got technological proof.

You know those light switches that are motion-sensitive? You know what I mean. A company wants to save money on its electricity bill, so it installs these switches that turn off the lights in a room after a set amount of time of there being no activity in that room.

Well, my current place of employment has those in the restroom.

I just got back from a visit to said restroom wherein the lights turned off because of my stillness.

Three times.

Hey...isn't there a reason it's called a RESTroom?



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