What kind of happiness would be unleashed upon an unsuspecting world if we saw these headlines next year?
Calvin and Hobbes Makes Glorious Return to the Comics Page
Twitter Cancels President Trump's Account
CNN is Replaced by Animal Fails Channel
Movie Popcorn Prices Reduced to Only Cover the Actual Cost
Fred Basset Retires #FredBassetMustDie
Almost the Truth About Youth Ministry: Salesmen, Secretaries and Smart Alecks Tops Best-Seller List
Moratorium Declared on All 2020 Campaign Coverage Until, You Know, 2020
Walt Disney Thaws Out and Stops Production of All "Live Action" Remakes
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