#FattenAMovie

In the not-too-distant past, a particular hashtag/topic was trending on Twitter. The implicit assignment in the hashtag "FattenAMovie" was to alter a movie's title to include a fattening food item or an activity that would lead to gaining weight. Being an unrepentant punster, I dove in with all ten fingers.

Herewith, my highly-caloric list:

• Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Gallstone
• Harry Potter and the Chamber of Skittles
• Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Baked Alaskaban
• Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fine Chardonnay
• Harry Potter and the Take-Out Order of the Phoenix
• Harry Potter and the Half-Blood-Pudding Prince
• Harry Potter and the Deathly Halloween Candy
• The Lion, the Sandwich, and the Mayo
• Braising Arizona
• Rocky Road and Bullwinkle
• Sweet Potato Home Fries Alabama
• While You Were Eating
• The Mint Jelly of the Lambs
• Black Forest Ham Gump
• The Curds and Whey We Were
• The Cheese Whiz of Oz
• The Count of Monte Crisco
• Heaven Can Weight
• American Moon Pie
• We BBQed a Zoo
• Indiana Jones and the Last Croissant

And for some reason, the one that garnered the most positive results, i.e., retweets and favorites:

• Cool Ranch Luke

Excuse me now, I've got a deep yearning to fill my belly with anything that isn't moving.