...women want you to pick the restaurant to go to, as long as it's not the first three you mention?
...at four-way stops, people act like they want you to go first until you actually start moving?
...coffee can taste so good in my mouth but look so nasty on my shirt?
...those nights when you're really, really tired are the same nights you can't get to sleep...and have to be up early the next morning?
...the phrases "right on" and "left off" have nothing to do with each other?
...there is no discernible difference between Strawberry Twizzlers and Cherry Twizzlers?
...there is no discernible difference between Twizzlers and rubber tubing?