When a restless group of students plead with you to tell them a particular story over and over again, you begin to think that:
1. It's a pretty good story.
2. You're a pretty good storyteller.
3. These kids really need to get a life.
In order for you to be able to decide for yourself the validity of any of those statements, I offer you the favorite Stupid Story™ of most cast members from the last 16 years of Giant Step Theatre...Purple Passion.