Friday, January 15, 2016

Don't Lick That! You Don't Know Where It's Been!


You know how when you put mustard on a sandwich, and there's always a little dab of mustard left on the squeeze spout, and you wipe it off with the tip of your finger, and you lick your finger clean?

I'm not the only one who does that, am I?



Anyway...because of a recent experience, let me give you some solid advice:

Before ever doing that again, double-check to make sure you just put mustard on a sandwich, and not dish soap on a frying pan.

Just sayin'...

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