You wouldn't think the simple act of wrapping some indoor Christmas lights around your curtain rod would end up requiring stitches, would you?
I know the thought never occurred to me.
And as I used a small stepladder to reach the curtain rod, the thought also never occurred to me that our family room has a low ceiling...until it was too late.
That's using your head, Dewey...for something it was not intended for.
True Truth: It didn't really require stitches. Thanks for asking.