So...having purchased a few essential items, I'm walking out to my car in the parking lot of my local big box national chain discount-like retailer.
Then...what to my wondering eyes should appear but irrefutable evidence of the recent presence of a total goomba/doink/dipstick.
Seriously...you couldn't have pushed the cart three more lousy feet and actually put it IN the cart corral instead of leaving it dangling out there, daring someone to hit it the way I want to hit you?!!?
Have a nice day.