Friday, December 20, 2013

Almost the Truthlets, the Fourth

If you haven't been hanging out at Almost the Truth's FaceBook page, first of all, shame on you; second of all, you've been missing The Morning Games, a series of light-hearted trivial pursuits involving movie quotes, song lyrics, sound snippets, and So Much More; and third of all, you've also missed the weekly status updates affectionately called "Almost the Truthlets."

At least there's a cure for the third...behold:

  • You don’t tug on Superman’s cape. You don’t spit into the wind. You don’t pull the mask off the ol’ Lone Ranger, and you don’t wear athletic shoes with a double-breasted Chinese silk dinner jacket.
  • Talking to plants has been proven to make you look like an idiot.
  • Someday I'll wish upon a star and wake up saying, "How was I wishing on a star during the day...while I was asleep?!?!"
  • I've had it up to here with U...and V and W aren't winning any awards in my book either!
  • There's a bright golden haze on the meadow...somebody call the fire department!
  • Wake up and smell the dried phlegm encrusted on the pillow of your sorry existence.
  • Just got accepted into the Sarcastic Men of America Roundtable Taunting Intelligence Effusing Society (SMARTIES)
  • #AddaWordRuinaChristianBook   My Utmost for the Highest Bidder
  • Ooh, I need your gloves, babe; guess you know it's cold. And if push comes to shove, babe, I'll steal them; I'm that bold.
  • McDonald's...I'm shovelin' it
  • We were out on a date in my daddy's car. We hadn't pushed it very far. There in the road, straight ahead: a large hill; our chances were dead.
  • When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that'll leave a mark.
  • If you can't say anything nice, at least make sure your sarcasm is witty.

By the way...what musical group does the above illustration bring to mind?

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