Friday, April 12, 2013

Almost the Truthlets, the Second

Here's another collection of "status updates" that have previously appeared on the Almost the TruthTM Publishing FaceBook page, which you should definitely go to and "Like."

  • Behind every good man is a good man’s behind.
  • Better to light a single candle than curse the darkness…but it’s even BETTER to set a huge pile of wood aflame and then curse the heat.
  • It’s raining. It’s pouring. The old man is getting wet.
  • Wednesday, Wednesday…can’t trust THAT day either.
  • Which came first…the chicken or the nugget?
  • In the beginning, God created the sevens and the mirth.
  • When the going gets tough, that sucks.
  • People who live in glass houses shouldn't.
  • Leftover Mole Ranchero makes an excellent lunch...if you pronounce it correctly
  • God so loved the whirled that he shaved his only forgotten nephew.
  • To infinity…and…that pretty much covers it.
  • A good cry is only as strong as its leakiest wink.
  • All the leaves are brown, and the sky is...well...not.
  • Jimmy cracks corn and who gives a rip?
  • E=MCHammer
  • Sleigh bells's annoying
  • Should old acquaintance be for naught and never bought or kind...
  • If you can't say anything nice, try sarcasm.
  • For every action, there's an unequal and opposite over-reaction.
  • If you can't stand the heat, move to Minnesota.
  • 2, 4, 6, 8...Be careful when you masticate. Foot, ankle, patella, hip...bite the food and not your lip!
  • Pepsi…the choice of an obese generation
  • Don't judge a Nook by its cover.
  • You can lead a horse to water...good for you.
  • How much praying may a praying mantis pray if a praying mantis may
  • A watched pot is a lousy choice for an evening’s entertainment.
  • Oh, the weather outside is frightful…RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
  • If at first you don’t succeed, that’s pretty much normal.

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