Here's another collection of "status updates" that have previously appeared on the Almost the TruthTM Publishing FaceBook page, which you should definitely go to and "Like."
- Behind every good man is a good man’s behind.
- Better to light a single candle than curse the darkness…but it’s even BETTER to set a huge pile of wood aflame and then curse the heat.
- It’s raining. It’s pouring. The old man is getting wet.
- Wednesday, Wednesday…can’t trust THAT day either.
- Which came first…the chicken or the nugget?
- In the beginning, God created the sevens and the mirth.
- When the going gets tough, that sucks.
- People who live in glass houses shouldn't.
- Leftover Mole Ranchero makes an excellent lunch...if you pronounce it correctly
- God so loved the whirled that he shaved his only forgotten nephew.
- To infinity…and…that pretty much covers it.
- A good cry is only as strong as its leakiest wink.
- All the leaves are brown, and the sky is...well...not.
- Jimmy cracks corn and who gives a rip?
- E=MCHammer
- Sleigh bells ring...it's annoying
- Should old acquaintance be for naught and never bought or kind...
- If you can't say anything nice, try sarcasm.
- For every action, there's an unequal and opposite over-reaction.
- If you can't stand the heat, move to Minnesota.
- 2, 4, 6, 8...Be careful when you masticate. Foot, ankle, patella, hip...bite the food and not your lip!
- Pepsi…the choice of an obese generation
- Don't judge a Nook by its cover.
- You can lead a horse to water...good for you.
- How much praying may a praying mantis pray if a praying mantis may pray...man...tis...
- A watched pot is a lousy choice for an evening’s entertainment.
- Oh, the weather outside is frightful…RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
- If at first you don’t succeed, that’s pretty much normal.
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