Drugz R Guhd

The spam filter at my place of employment, Big Brother, Inc., is usually pretty efficient. I've never received an offer of hundreds of thousands of dollars from the prince of Turfghanstibull or been warned that Oprah Winfrey is planning on changing the U.S. Constitution so she can be not only Queen of All Media, but also of North America.

But every once in a great while, something redonkulous slips through and lands in my inbox. Case in point is the following bit of lilting literature:

Wellbutrin SR is not habits forming unlike hard drugs. They changes number of serotonin in the mind, which make you odd for the few weeks. You can get discount for your order. Save 11% on your ENTIRE ORDER. Promo code is expire on 10/4/11. 

Strange that the promo code is the word "expire" and that it's only good on one day.

But I was sad that I missed the opportunity to save 11% (not 10%...not 15%...but 11%) because I could really use something that would limit my state of being odd to just a few weeks.