I did a vanity search on the World Wide Wackfest and made some interesting discoveries:
1. Contrary to what I might be led to believe by the address on all my utility bills, I do not live in Minnesota.
2. I am not a human being.
According to mantra.com, “Dewey Roth is a private company categorized under Farm Land Leasing and located in Cairo, NE. Current estimates show this company has an annual revenue of $48,000 and employs a staff of approximately 1.”
After I gave up trying to figure out whether they rounded up or down to get to “approximately 1,” I started looking around for my articles of incorporation, but to no avail.
I’ll admit that I haven’t been feeling like myself lately, but I didn’t think it was this bad.