According to Punny Pete, "The past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared."
Putting aside my strong opinion that the past tense of Will should be Did, not Would, this has set my mind to wandering...
...and wondering if you intelligent readers out there can understand who the following are passed tents renditions of...
1. Tom Hanked
2. Robbedin Didiwass
3. Wasy Granted
4. Did Rogered
5. Divorced-Keaten Olsen*
6. Didiwas Told
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* Yes, I kind of cheated on this one.
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