WHEREAS...
In terms of the age of the universe, it wasn't very long ago when I was desperately applying for any and all technical writer positions within driving distance of my domicile.
THEREFOR...
I still get contacted from time to time by recruiters hoping to receive a placement fee by getting me hired for some 6-month contract or other.
THE ISSUE IS...
1. I am no longer searching for a short-term contract job to keep my head above water.
2. I do not answer calls from anyone not in my phone's contact list.
3. Most of the recruiters who leave messages are apparently calling from a particular sub-continent known for having call centers and considering cows sacred.
4. The transcription robot for my voicemail doesn't do well with heavy accents.
FOR INSTANCE...
The following is an exact reproduction of a transcript of a recent voice message:
Hi June this site Fasel I'm calling you from CCS global tech. This call is regarding the position of technical right foot in Saint Paul Minnesota so if you're available in the job market, you can always call me back on my number that 610-******* all you can I have shared you the job description from my email that thought about that sea global tech. You can always go ahead and vote me on the seat. Thank you.
Technical right foot...Is that a motorized prosthesis?
Also...my dad voted me on the seat more than once. It was never a pleasant experience.
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