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I am just a poor boy,
though my story's...no wait...that's about it.
Said the Benihana
chef to the Texas griller, "Do you sear what I sear?"
City sidewalks, busy
sidewalks, slicked with a win-ter-y mix; as the lawyers rush out with liability
suits
It ain't what it ain't.
You must remember
this, a kiss is...uhhh...errr...wait a minute, I knew it just a second ago...
A recent study shows
that I don't eat nearly as many CornNuts as I'd like.
I have a hard time
not snickering whenever the gas station convenience-store clerk asks, "Did
you have gas?"
I'm not a smart man,
but I know what Dr. Pepper is. I could make a good float, Jennay.
E = em seen on its
side
Weather
tonight...dark. Continued dark throughout the evening with widely scattered
light in the morning. -George Carlin
No one cares what
your lunch looks like. #TrueTruth
Fantastic - (noun)
Brand name for an electric air-moving device that can be stretched into
limitless shapes.
When given the choice
between good or best, always go for AND instead of OR.
There's a bright,
golden haze on the meadow...somebody should call the fire department.
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