This was passed along by Queen CanDo, and is so absurd it hardly needs any commentary.
An ad for the REGIO toilet by INAX:
Fit for a king
2) Just what kind of mood am I supposed to be in, and how is soft lighting supposed to help me get there?
3) Is anyone besides me just a teensy bit nervous about a possible malfunction of the seat heater?
4) Why would anyone within spitting distance of a right mind spend almost six thousand dollars for a toilet with a mechanical lid and an iPod?
5) And why, oh why, does a black one cost $1,450 more than a white one? Is there that much of a difference in supply and demand for the black ones?
An ad for the REGIO toilet by INAX:
Fit for a king
For those who insist on the highest level of comfort and style, the REGIO toilet by INAX is so much more than just a toilet. REGIO's comfort technologies transform the bathroom into a personal spalike escape. Soft LED lights set the mood, relaxing music melts away stress, an automatic lid uncovers a heated seat, and there's even a dual-nozzle bidet. The Zenlike minimal design is available in brilliant white ($5,900) and black ($7, 350). inax-usa.com
I can't help but be curious...
1) What the sam hill is a comfort technology?
2) Just what kind of mood am I supposed to be in, and how is soft lighting supposed to help me get there?
3) Is anyone besides me just a teensy bit nervous about a possible malfunction of the seat heater?
4) Why would anyone within spitting distance of a right mind spend almost six thousand dollars for a toilet with a mechanical lid and an iPod?
5) And why, oh why, does a black one cost $1,450 more than a white one? Is there that much of a difference in supply and demand for the black ones?
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This is just my personal opinion...and I reserve the right to be wrong...but I'm pretty sure that anyone who would lay out this kind of dough-re-mi for a toilet should be shaken out of his or her Zenlike trance, taken behind the servants' quarters and horse-whipped...with a real horse.
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