One of the sandwich artists at my local Breadway Sandwich Shoppe recently gave me a chuckle when he had to ask what the "B" in BLT stood for.
But then I realized that I have been ordering the Italian BMT for years without knowing whether BMT stood for "Best Meat Today" or "Buy More Tacos".
At which point, as long-time readers might expect, my mind went on a free-association trip into the Twilight Zone...
- FBI - Find Bullies Immediately
- CIA - Can't Initiate Amore
- YMCA - Your Mother Caresses Apes
- SOB - Somewhat Obnoxious Brit
- CPR - Canadian People Rock
- PTA - Parents Terrorizing Academics
- MRI - Men R Ignorant
- ETA - Eternal Teenage Angst
- FYI - Forget Youthful Inpetuousness
- ATM - Access The Money
- ETC - Expect Total Chaos
- CBS - Cranky Bald Sissies
- ABC - After Better Choices
- NBC - Nice Big Checks
- CNN - Cause Nobody's Nice
- TLC - Talking Laughing Chewing
- FML - Find More Licorice
- LOL - Large Old Loser
- HMO - Hundreds of Morticians Overjoyed
- SMH - Sharting My Hanes