Friday, January 13, 2017

Just Wondering

While working on last week's homonym-laden list of New Year's resolutions, I started getting curious about several things:

  • Is the son of a tailor called an alter boy?
  • If you eat minnows, will you get baited breath?
  • When you get evicted from a concert, should you say "I'm with the banned"?
  • If you kidnap a girl and her boyfriend, is that called tying things up with a beau?

  • How long does a mane need to be in order to make a donkey braid?
  • If a baseball batter became a baker, would he make bunt cake?
  • In a vegetable rock band, would a beet be the drummer?
  • If I needed to sleep on a train, would you be willing to give berth?
  • Is a tornado's favorite color blew?
  • How many rent-payers standing along the edge of our country would it take to make a boarder border?
  • If someone prays to Jesus while trying to get water out of a boat, is that a Christian bail?

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