Here we are...the Friday after the election.
The ballots are tallied. The celebrants and the mourners have all gone home.
Almost half the nation is thinking "How in the farnsworth could that have happened?!? If only there had been a better turnout. Man...I never imagined it was going to come to this."
The spin doctors are whirling feverishly.
The protesters are protesting.
The pundits are...uh...pundificating.
And Canada is thinking of building a wall.
Did I mention that I actually wrote this on October 27?