Friday, April 29, 2016

You Keep Using That Word...

...I do not think it means what you think it means.

  • ABORIGINAL  -  n.  The first person to sculpt their body through sit-ups
  • AWKWARD  -  adj.  The side of a boat or island closest to Awk
  • FADED  -  n.  A course of study focused on current, temporary crazes
  • INCONCEIVABLE  -  adj.  Unable to become pregnant
  • MANGO  -  1.  n.  Any mode of individual transportation specifically designed for males  2.  n.  In tropical-themed restaurants, the designation for the men's restroom
  • PROCRASTINATION  -  adj.  Being in favor of having one's country include Crast
  • PUN  -  n.  In American football, a downfield kick that does not use a tee
  • QUESTION  -  n.  A charged particle that has been the object of an epic search
  • TAILWIND  -  n.  Come I really have to spell this out for you?
  • UPBEAT  -  v.  To strike or kick, usually repeatedly, so as to inflict physical injury upon Yoda
  • VANISH  -  adj.  Having some characteristics similar to a van

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