Friday, August 1, 2014

Better Than Bacon

The World Wide Wackfest is famous for having a love affair with bacon. It has its own memes and websites and over six-and-a-half million FaceBook followers. There's even a fairly famous actor who is named after this processed-pork producer of palate pleasure.

This post, however, is not about bacon. It's about doing what has often been done with the word "bacon"...namely, replacing words within movie titles with it...with a food substance much nearer and dearer to my heart: CornNuts.

Let us revel, then, in the epic cinematic possibilities of these salty, crunchy bits of carbolisciousness...

  • The CornNuts Redemption
  • The Good, the Bad, and the CornNuts
  • Schindler's CornNuts
  • 12 Angry CornNuts
  • CornNuts Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
  • The Lord of the CornNuts
  • The CornNuts Strike Back
  • CornNuts of the Jedi
  • The Silence of the CornNuts
  • Raiders of the Lost CornNuts
  • Indiana Jones and the CornNuts of Doom
  • Indiana Jones and the Last CornNuts 
  • CornNuts to the Future
  • CornNuts Unchained 
  • Eternal CornNuts of the Spotless Mind
  • Monty Python and the Holy CornNuts
  • Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking CornNuts
  • Butch Cassidy and the CornNuts Kid
  • No CornNuts for Old Men
  • The CornNuts of Wrath
  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of CornNuts
  • CornNuts and the Beast
  • Saving Private CornNuts

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