I've mentioned before about my aversion to Minnesotans' aptitude for declaring the state's superiority in practically every measurable circumstance known to mankind. Herewith are some Actual Factual examples:
Minnesota's 49 million turkeys were far and away the most raised in any state and 18 percent of the nation's total.
Minnesota leads the Midwest in a hot trend: cremation
Our state is tops in fishing licenses sold per capita.
Minnesota has some of the most creditor-friendly laws in the country.
Other states have challenged the accuracy of the decades-old breath test device called the Intoxilyzer 5000EN, but Minnesota is the only place where the case landed in federal and state courts.
Minnesota has been named the "Best Trails" state.
Minneapolis/St. Paul is one of the most intoxicated areas of the U.S.
Minneapolis has the purest heroin at the lowest price in the country.
Minnesota's 49 million turkeys were far and away the most raised in any state and 18 percent of the nation's total.
Minnesota leads the Midwest in a hot trend: cremation
Our state is tops in fishing licenses sold per capita.
Minnesota has some of the most creditor-friendly laws in the country.
Other states have challenged the accuracy of the decades-old breath test device called the Intoxilyzer 5000EN, but Minnesota is the only place where the case landed in federal and state courts.
Minnesota has been named the "Best Trails" state.
Minneapolis/St. Paul is one of the most intoxicated areas of the U.S.
Minneapolis has the purest heroin at the lowest price in the country.
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Well, well, well...don't you just want to stand up tall and give out a yell?
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