Beware! The names of the presidents of the United States of America have been almostified!
George "SheWoreA" Washington
John Adams Lager
Thomas Jeffersonny Bono
James "SnackCakes" Madison
James Monroeroe Yurboat
John Quincy Addams Family
Andrew Jackson (owes me twenty dollars)
Martin Van Halen
William Henry Ford Harrison Ford
John Tyler and Aerosmith
James K. Yolk, Chicken Farmer
Zachary "Braff" Taylor
Millard "DoubleStuph Oreo" Fillmore
Franklin Earpierce
James Bucchanal
Abraham Isaac N. Jaylincoln
Andrew "Magic" Johnson
Loulysses S. Grant
Rutherford B. Haze
James "LasagnaButt" Garfield
Chester A. Cheetah
BlueAndFurry Grover Cleveland
Benjammin' Harrison
William McKinsey Report
AlvinSimon Theodore Roosevelt
William Howard "BigAsA" Raft
Woody Wilson
Warren Peace Harding
Calvin Pooledge
Herbert Dyson
Franklin D. Rosebud
Harry S. Trudini
Dwight D. Lederhosen
John F. Ken Needy
Lyndon B. Johnson & Johnson
Richard Nikon
Gerald Ford Fairlane
Jimminy Cricket Carter
Ronald Raygun
George Havva W. Busch
Bill Clinique
George W. Bushwack
Barack O'Alabama
Donald Trunk
Joe BidenHisTime
