Real Headlines. Fake News.
EV Maker Tesla Breaks Ground on Megapack Energy-Storage Battery Factory in Shanghai
Local officials are baffled why Tesla would bother throwing clods at the Shanghai facility instead of just using a hoe.
Red Knights Down Defending Champs
Boys lacrosse coach, Runnit Uhgin, said, "The hardest part was liquefying the other team, but then it was just chug-a-lug!"
Gulf Coast Braces For Flooding
A loose-knit association of northwestern Florida orthodontists has released a statement favoring high water levels.
Attorney General Says Flawed Youth Charity Will Dissolve
"Just watch as I drop it in this vat of water."
Islamic State Group Says It's Behind Knifings in Germany
...but it's trying to catch up.
