Hey, Dewey, why haven't you posted anything recently?

Possibly random concepts and/or factual facts that may or may not pertain to the above question:

• One of the driving forces behind Almost the Truth is seeing humor in the plethora of situations in which one finds oneself.
• There is often humor to be mined from what is actually a painful experience.
• Humor mined from pain is often not humorous to the actual person experiencing the actual pain.
• Since June 9th, my life has kept a fairly tight orbit around the planet of Beloved's knee replacement surgery and the recovery from said surgery.
• As a general rule, Beloved does not read Almost the Truth.
• Most general rules have at least one major exception.
• (Insert Murphy's Law here.)
• I know which side of the bread my butter is on.