What's in a name?
Maybe a lot.
And maybe there's only a single letter difference between a great band name and...well...not a great band name.
Behold, the Almost the Truth List of Bands That Never Would Have Made It
Le Zeppelin - ♫♪ Mademoiselle eez climeeng zee stairway to heavonne ♪♫
Ink Floyd - Their only album, The Ark Side of the Moo, sounded like a boat full of cows.
The Beach Oys - ♫♪ And we'll have fun, fun, fun till the rabbi takes the brisket away ♪♫
Elvs Presley - Picture one of Santa's helpers shaking his hips
Nirvan - Perhaps appropriately, they sang the jingle for an anti-inflammatory.
Erosmith - Okay, I'm a little surprised some sex-crazed garage band hasn't already used this.
The Ho - ♫♪ He's a pimping wizard, our money goes to him... ♪♫
Lack Sabbath - I don't know...they're just...missing something.
Meallica - They specialize in covers of Weird Al's food-related parodies.
Dire Traits - Their biggest hit was "Sultans of DNA".
Alice Coper - ♫♪ I'm eighteen! And I'm getting along! ♪♫
Grateful Dad - Kind of like Raffi, but for grown-ups
The Doobie Bothers - Singing about being disturbed when smoking dope
The Rolling Tones - A barbershop quartet in wheelchairs (Not a bad idea!)
