Friday, December 14, 2018

Make a Non-Christmas Movie Festive


I've been called upon to retool some popular movies to help fill up the gap in the Hallmark Channel's practically year-round schedule of Christmas movies...



  • Stars Wars: Episode I  -  The Fruitcake Menace
  • Star Wars: Episode II  -  Attack of the Amazon Drones
  • Star Wars: Episode III  -  Rudolph of the Sith
  • Star Wars: Episode IV  -  A New Ho-Ho-Hope
  • Star Wars: Episode V  -  The Elves Strike Back
  • Star Wars: Episode VI  -  Return of the Unwanted Gift
  • Star Wars: Episode VII  -  The Grandpa Awakens
  • Star Wars: Episode VIII  -  The Last Eggnog
  • While You Were Sleeping with Visions of Sugarplums Dancing in Your Head
  • Back to the Ghost of Christmas Future


  • Harry Potter and Santa's Stone
  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Mistletoe
  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of the North Pole
  • Harry Potter and the Yule Log on Fire
  • Harry Potter and the Order of the Magi
  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Pudding
  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Off-Key Caroler
  • Raiders of the Lost Ornament
  • Indiana Jones and the Temple of PaRumPumPumPum
  • Indiana Jones and the Red Kettle Crusade
  • Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Creche


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