The Hallmark Channel was so pleased with last week's Christmasization of non-Christmas movies, now the Disney Channel has asked for my help as well...
- Snow White and the Seven Elves - The woodsman is replaced by an Inuit, who abandons Snow White somewhere near the North Pole.
- Dumbo the Red-Trunked Reinephant
- Cinderclaus
- Alice in Bethlehem
- 20,000 Grinches Under the Sea
- Mrs. Claus and the Tramp - This one might actually be rated PG-13 and released through Touchstone Pictures.
- The Sword in the Stocking
- Merry Poppins
- Honey, I Shrink-Wrapped the Kids
- Beauty and the Figgy Pudding
- The Lion King Wenceslas
- The Fruitcake of Notre Dame
- Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Magi
- Regifting Nemo
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