Hey, guys and gals, here's all the best sounds for puttin' on the pounds!
Ribs Over Troubled Water - "I want my baby back, baby back, baby back..."
The Long and Winding Spaghetti - "...that leads to my mouth."
Bake It With You - Perfectly appropriate song for a band named Bread
One Baked Apple - "One baked apple don't spoil my appetite"
I Feel the Earth Move - "I feel the earth...move...whenever he steps; it's like a T-Rex doing...jumping jack reps"
American Pie - "A long, long time ago...I can still remember...how my mama made desserts"
Bennie and the Jet-Puffed Marshmallows - "She's got a fire outdoors...plans to make some s'mores"
Billy, Make Me a Hero (Sandwich) - "...with fries on the side"
Sister Golden Corral - The group America had a big hit with this song about a nun who ate exclusively at a buffet franchise.
50 Ways to Cleave Your Loaf - Paul Simon's fattest song since Parsley, Sage, Rosemary & Thyme
Torn Between Two Leftovers - Lasagna or Chili?
How Deep Is Your Pizza - The Bee Gees took advantage of the deep dish pizza craze
Candy Man - "Who can make you gain weight...by looking at you...give you diabetes and a cavity or two...the Candy Man...oh, the Candy Man can"
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