Even though I AM accustomed to public speaking, every so often things go...as FlatulenceKing used to say...catty-wumpus.
- I never watch TV anymore. I just net dooflix.
- That's so sad! Your story hates my bark!
- You'll like this ice cream. It's got chocs of chunkolate.
- I hate when stuff like hat thappens.
- ♫ Lonely days are gone. I'mma goin' home. My baby just lent me a rotor.
- Do you remember when it used to feel special to order a peeperoni petza?
ADDED ENTERTAINMENT VALUE: Only one of the above verbal mistakes actually happened. Can you guess which one?