Friday, May 26, 2017

Tip of the Slongue

Even though I AM accustomed to public speaking, every so often things FlatulenceKing used to say...catty-wumpus.

  • I never watch TV anymore. I just net dooflix.
  • That's so sad! Your story hates my bark!
  • You'll like this ice cream. It's got chocs of chunkolate.
  • I hate when stuff like hat thappens.
  • ♫ Lonely days are gone. I'mma goin' home. My baby just lent me a rotor.
  • Do you remember when it used to feel special to order a peeperoni petza?

ADDED ENTERTAINMENT VALUE: Only one of the above verbal mistakes actually happened. Can you guess which one?

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