Tax Breaks Dwarf Deficit
A newly-approved tax has brought an end to the decades-long shortage of little people (no pun intended...kind of).
Masseur Accused of Touching Woman
Ummmmm...isn't that what she was paying him to do?
Medtronic Taps CEO with Global Viewpoint
Depending on how hard they tapped him, that could leave quite a bruise.
After Flat Tire, Woman Hit by Car
...as if being hit by a flat tire wasn't bad enough.
Teen Found After Abduction Report
Apparently, the people searching for the abduction report had better skills than those who were searching for the teen.
Funeral Set After Firefighter's Death
...which makes a whole lot more sense than setting it before the firefighter's death.