Sunday, February 3, 2008

Out of it all

Welcome to Hunter's General Store. If we ain't got it, you don't need it. What can I do for you today?
I'm looking for some sorts.
Some sort of what?
No, you know...some sorts. Do you have any sorts?
Uh...gee...I think we maybe used to carry sorts, but we don't have any now.
You're out of sorts?
Yeah.
Got any whack?
Nope.
Control?
Just sold the last one.

You're telling me that you're running a general store and you're out of sorts, out of whack, and out of control?
That's what I'm telling you.
You must be out of your mind!
Now, that I could give you a piece of.

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