Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Headlines We're Not Likely to See This Year

The new year is traditionally a time for taking a hopeful look toward the future: How will this year be different from the last one?
Allow me to offer this short collection of newspaper headlines that I would eagerly welcome, though I sincerely doubt any of them will ever come to pass:
  • Al Gore Suffers Heat Exhaustion
  • Gasoline Producers Admit Price Gouging; Offer Rebates
  • Jay Leno Ceases to Repeat His Punchlines
  • Political TV Ads Banned
  • Watterson Restarts Calvin & Hobbes
  • Britney, Paris, & Lindsay--Nevermind...We Don't Care
Ahhh...a man can dream, can't he?

1 comment:

afwife813 said...

I will dream right along with you...