Allow me to offer this short collection of newspaper headlines that I would eagerly welcome, though I sincerely doubt any of them will ever come to pass:
- Al Gore Suffers Heat Exhaustion
- Gasoline Producers Admit Price Gouging; Offer Rebates
- Jay Leno Ceases to Repeat His Punchlines
- Political TV Ads Banned
- Watterson Restarts Calvin & Hobbes
- Britney, Paris, & Lindsay--Nevermind...We Don't Care
Ahhh...a man can dream, can't he?